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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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trippin jimmy

jimmy when he trips
trippin jimmy is about to trip
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The Jimmy Jig

Person 1: "dude have you heard about the jimmy jig"
Person 2: "Tf no"
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Jimmy Swirl

Someone who nuts in the schools ice cream.
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Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.
See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.
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Stiff Jimmy

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face
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pulling a jimmy

When your friend ditches you to go hang out with other his other friends to talk about you behind your back. Even if his/her other friends are complete losers.
wow man, i can't believe it. last night, Sofie was totally pulling a jimmy on us, and went to go hang out with her new band friends.
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