When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023
Get the Peter theorymug. the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
Get the Twitter theorymug. We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
Get the Jesus Sperm Theorymug. “Gasolina doesn’t go with Get Busy.”
“Bro don’t you know about Gasolina Theory?”
*song plays*
“Gah damn”
“Bro don’t you know about Gasolina Theory?”
*song plays*
“Gah damn”
by VinceMontague October 7, 2025
Get the gasolina theorymug. Another form of "having drip" or "being drippy"; usually consisting of 3 or more articles of flashy/expensive/shiney jewelry. A theory in which a set principles are based on the amount of jewelry a person is wearing in close proximity of eachother on that person's body; usually consisting of 3 or more peices.
"DAMN! Dude has 3 watches on his wrist, he's definitely got drip theory."
"Are you gonna have a drip theory for tonight's party?"
"Are you gonna have a drip theory for tonight's party?"
by DESIGNERWEAR October 12, 2022
Get the Drip Theorymug. by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020
Get the The Andy’s Theorymug. The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.
I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.
by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025
Get the String Theory of Lifemug.