Zach

If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.

Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM

by JMlove614 June 4, 2019

Zach

An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details

That boy Zach, he's thicc

by Pussy eater 202 May 27, 2018

Zach

An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.

“Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”

by writer4231 January 6, 2020

zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.

Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

zach

So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach

Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is

by Howdy bro June 17, 2017

Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!

Zach: I'm fuking American bitch

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.

“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”

by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018