vaganus

The result of giving birth - when the outer skin of the vagina rips, temporarily leaving the anus & vagina as one hole.

After she gave birth, the doctor gave her pain medication for her vaganus.

by SFHulaGirl December 28, 2005

Vagangle

When a bitch is so skinny, no matter how hard she tries to close her legs, there is still a triganle between her snatch and legs. Pronounced: "Va-jangle"

Get that bitch a cheeseburger, with a vagangle like that, I bet she throws up everything she eats!

by AllTagsRTaken May 24, 2009

vajankles

Just as cankles describes a leg with no obvious taper between ankle and calf, and thankles describes the leg with no obvious definition from ankles to thighs, vajankles are the extreme case where there is no obvious distinction from ankle to vagina.

omg, did you see Anneke's vajankles?

by Zeb1 September 20, 2009

Valanti

1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.

2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.

1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"

2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"

by smittebo November 26, 2007

Vagana

The same as Vagina, but spelled differently as a get around to facebooks censoring algorithms.

I love my Vagana!

by Cardinal 709 August 18, 2018

VaJanus

the {vagina},or {vajayjay}, or {pussy}, and {anal sex} combo. in one session. not to be mistaken with the {dp}

The girl was a slut, she gave me the
VaJanus on the first date.

You never do the VaJanus combo with a bar slut.

I need to wash my VaJanus. it smells like something died.

by drew hew December 16, 2008

Vaganus

After the birth of a very large baby the whole that is left behind. Within medical terminology it is properly referred to as a 4th Degree tear.

After she pushed out that 12 pound baby we had to go into the operating room to repair the huge VAGANUS that it left.

Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!

by yoni nurse September 8, 2010