Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

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Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 23, 2021

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Undercover Swedish Brother

When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.

Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!

by yes!yes!yes! March 08, 2014

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Undercover Bitches

Similar to frenemies, but more devious & calculating. People who present themselves a particular way publicly, but are really screwing with others behind the scenes. Sometimes they even attempt to be life ruiners. If you do not know what is going on behind the scenes, you would never realize they mean you no good.

I met this incredible man, and was talking to a couple of friends about how special he was to me. Next thing I know, he is suddenly acting like I hurt him. I found out my "friends" were lying to him about what I actually said. What a couple of undercover bitches.

by Hallow Weener January 24, 2023

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