One who participates in "tote" activities such as:
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds
The biggest douche-bag (tote boi) on campus you've ever seen... Most commonly found on Wisconsin college campuses.
by BMOC4LIFE February 09, 2011
An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".
Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!
by SecretChimp July 08, 2011
by pefty January 12, 2011
by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009
by synthpop March 30, 2009
by gnat November 08, 2005
Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.
by Li'l Titan '12 August 05, 2011