An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".
Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!
by SecretChimp July 8, 2011
Get the Totes bonobesmug. One who participates in "tote" activities such as:
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds
The biggest douche-bag (tote boi) on campus you've ever seen... Most commonly found on Wisconsin college campuses.
by BMOC4LIFE February 26, 2011
Get the Tote boimug. by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009
Get the totes appropemug. by pefty January 13, 2011
Get the totes umbrellasmug. by synthpop March 30, 2009
Get the Totes Magotesmug. by gnat November 8, 2005
Get the totes fawesmug. Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.
by Li'l Titan '12 August 5, 2011
Get the totes perfmug.