by Pinklette July 30, 2021
Get the Lucy Maud Montgomerymug. The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022
Get the Montgomerymug. by Derek Larson March 5, 2025
Get the Brooke Montgomerymug. august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need
1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
by bubz August 7, 2023
Get the montgomery sweet tea partymug. the sexual act of when you eat someone out and then the partner shotgun shits into the partners mouth while swallowing the fecal matter and still participating in the sexual intercourse.
"Yo Zach, Im feeling frisky tonight, lets go ask Jessica if she wants to do a montgomery nesquik with us."
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
by d7_edd March 31, 2019
Get the montgomery nesquikmug. by Gstar12345 November 22, 2021
Get the Montgomery Gormanmug. by BPaws August 16, 2016
Get the Simon Montgomerymug.