montgomery

A girl who like to peg their boyfriend with a strap-on.
"wow tj is dating a montgomery"
by koolades March 17, 2016
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Montgomery

The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022
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Montgomery

A white person with the nigga card that can beat your ass tho.
Montgomery will beat yo ass
by coolme285 April 05, 2019
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Miss Montgomery

Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
I just watched a movie with Miss Montgomery tonight!
by studiousbishop2023 September 27, 2021
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Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash
How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
by Bruank April 14, 2023
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Montgomery Gorman

Absolute weapon with a massive cock will pull any bird
Look at that donny he’s an absolute Montgomery Gorman
by Gstar12345 November 22, 2021
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Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.
Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.
by BPaws March 03, 2016
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