guardians daughter

one of the coolest members of the ZR community

oh shit its guardians daughter

by ak18181818 November 8, 2021

master guardian

rank in cs-go

what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian

by StargX January 1, 2019

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

guardians. of. the. gaylaxy

best mutual you could have. incredible kind and super cute <33

guardians. of. the. gaylaxy is your mutual? be glad because she's the best!!

by uh idk what to type here help January 23, 2022

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!

"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.

by yeehawturds December 10, 2021

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025