Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

by P.I amacher April 9, 2011

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Black Hole

Your grandma's ass

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole

by lil_shagger April 15, 2019

Black hole drink

A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)

"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted

"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme

by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017

black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.

Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.

by Gfggr June 29, 2016

Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot

I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.

by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018

Black Hole

A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND

What im I going to do :(

A black hole is a star that collapsed into its core!

by The Preasdom January 1, 2021