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ark

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?
by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
mugGet the arkmug.

Arke

An arke is an amazing person who brings joy to anyone they're around. Usually pretty.
" Wow, she's an such an arke!"
by hpsauceforthebois March 11, 2022
mugGet the Arkemug.

Arked

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
mugGet the Arkedmug.

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat
My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.
by flounder98w March 12, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Arkmug.

Ark

An Ark occurs In World of Warcraft classic when a Herbalist gathers a herb and it only yields a single herb.
Warcraft Player : Hey man, have blizzard hotfixed herbalism? I haven't got a triplebanger in like... months

Some other Warcraft player: That's because you're a scrubblenub who always Arks it
by meowzerers August 17, 2020
mugGet the Arkmug.

Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this
im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive
by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017
mugGet the Ark Comes Alivemug.

Ark

its a amazing boy
U cant explain
by ivanashoeislol May 22, 2021
mugGet the Arkmug.

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