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Jonathan

This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.
Dude, that guy's a Jonathan
by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017
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a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan
by cherrybearly March 27, 2020
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Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.
My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.
by That1buscus April 12, 2020
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Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.
I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!
by Radkid April 16, 2020
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A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"
by 0690 February 17, 2020
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Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
by Kkiolhlm February 24, 2020
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Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.
jonathan: ur dumb
by LordGrapeFruit May 8, 2020
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