Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.

What is upstairs down stairs Derek

by bin man June 21, 2025

Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024

Alex stair

He’s mean he’s rude he doesn’t care for anybody else he only dates girl to look cool. He’s mean against lgbtq and he has a girlfriend named Lilly oh wait they broke up cause he cheated and it’s he’s fault

Yo yo yo Alex Stair is this this and thai

by Alex Stair January 11, 2019

Stairs

The only thing that can defeat Mari. She can also be defeated by trees and jumprops

Mari fell down the stairs and landed on her brothers broken violin. epic fail

by Pol Potist Basil January 29, 2023

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Stairs

If you have a younger brother who plays the violin and you play the piano, AVOID STAIRS AT ALL COSTS for the sake of your life. Trust me on this, bro. Stairs are dangerous. If you are an OMORI fan, this will make complete sense without explanation.

Mari: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?
Sunny: I don't wanna do the recital!
Mari: Too bad, bitch!
Sunny: Move outta my way
Mari: No!
Sunny: *sigh* You leave me no choice *epically pushes her down the stairs*
Mari: *does an epic backflip before dying*
Basil: Oh, hey Sunny- OH MY GOD-

by Fernwing143 February 14, 2024