Spontaneousity

The act of being spontaneous, especially in times where the spontaneous act surprises others.

The spontaneousity of Jess screaming during a time of dead silence.

by Silverose January 13, 2009

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

spontuneous

A song that gets stuck in your head without prompting. Also, any opportunity to break out randomly into song. Often related to an earworm

I found myself spontuneously humming "Piece by Piece" under my breath.

When I complained that it was "hot in here," my friend spontuneously sang "so take off all your clothes..." UGH!

by HappyGrrrl June 6, 2016

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Spoontanious Squad

A spoontanious squad is a group of people who are better than all the rest. It is 7 badass bitches who tend to be a little on the weird side. They know how to hang with the best of them especially on GAME NIGHT. bitches got swag

Oh my god did you see the Spoontanious squad today they looked fresh to death

by Shashyy June 5, 2011

spontaneo

a word actor Cal Robinson claims to have created during the making of Zero Day (2003) being shortened of spontaneous.

CAL:like I made up a new word spontaneo
ANDRE: that was real spontaneous right there sorry sorry spontaneo
CAL: spontaneo

by paran0idpark March 12, 2023