Severitus

A fanfiction story challenge made by the author Severitus on fanfiction.net. It includes a very specific set of requirements, found at their LiveJournal page (google "severitus challenge livejournal").

Requirements:
1. Severus Snape must be revealed to be Harry's father.
2. Remus Lupin must have returned to Hogwarts for some reason or another (unless it's a 3rd year AU, in which case he's already there).
3. Harry must undergo some progressive physical change starting on his birthday. No *tada!* and suddenly he looks like Snape.
4. The story must be based mostly around Harry and Snape.
5. (Optional) Incorporate one or more of the conversations posted on the LiveJournal page. Change them however you want (it's encouraged!).
6. Make a note somewhere that it's in response to this challenge, so all the other nice people can give it a shot too, and be able to find the other challenge responses.
7. Tell Severitus that you wrote a response to the challenge! Feel free to either email them or let them know in a review on one of their stories.

I was reading a fic tagged as a Severitus, but the author didn't include all of the requirements of the challenge. They probably assumed that "Severitus" was just a fancy name for a "Mentor!Snape" fic, and never read the challenge themselves.

by Danneyland October 4, 2016

severed

v. tr.

1. To set or keep apart; divide or separate.
2. To cut off (a part) from a whole.
3. To break up (a relationship, for example);

" I severed ties with my former wwife, due to her interests in comitting adultery. "

by Alexandra* September 28, 2005

slavery

gets shit done

the pyramids and the great wall of china were built using slavery.

by george bush ftw March 2, 2009

Severna Park

i live in sp, i dont see anything particularly great about it, but its nothing to look down on. its an ok place, pretty much your average upper-midddle class folks. as far as the high school goes, i havent seen a single person pop their collar. nobody does that. its douchy. oh, and if you live in severna park and have never lived anywhere else, dont badmouth it. we have it nice, so enjoy it while it lasts. oh, and im like the only minority that lives here exept for like, i dont know, all the others. yes, theres alot of white people, but we do exist here.

kids with parents who are famous/own a buisness= severn

everyone else= Severna Park High

not too shabby

by tribeof1 January 16, 2011

Slevens

The most gangster gang ever!

The Slevens gang was to ghetto 4 me

by lindsey rebholz March 7, 2008

Severus Snape

A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.

Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!

Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!

by Sevvie Snape May 27, 2011

slavering fangs

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

by an elite December 4, 2009