a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.
yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?
he aint answering either
damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘
he aint answering either
damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘
by jwarmy_vr July 21, 2023
Get the shardmug. by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022
Get the Shardmug. by Big Sharder March 18, 2020
Get the shardmug. A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
Get the Shard varkingmug. by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017
Get the red shardmug. Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
Get the shit shardmug. It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.
by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024
Get the shard sket ballmug.