Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.

While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!

by Jose 22 June 8, 2018

Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 23, 2023

Logan Ranney

A boy who is well meaning, but Naive.

Person 1: what's a Logan Ranney?
Person 2: A boy who is well meaning, but Naive.

by Landen Menard July 16, 2023

The White Ranger

When you cum into the air and it flies back onto your dick. Then you take your cum covered dick and slap it on a girl's face. Lastly, turn around (like how a power ranger does with explosions in the back) and hear the girl scream.

Brennan: Ayyyyy lmao

Sam: I did it to Kelsey
Brennan: Did what?
Sam: The White Ranger
Brennan: I wish my sister would let me do that to her

by Jabba The Slutt July 28, 2016

Phased Plasma Rifle With 40 Watt Range

An underground meme that originated from the 1984 action film The Terminator. The T-800 goes to a gun store and asks for a Phased Plasma Rifle with 40 Watt Range. Because it is unsure of what weapons were created in 1984.

T-800: Phased Plasma Rifle With 40 Watt Range?
Dick Miller: Just what you see pal.

by The real Sid Vicious April 29, 2020

yellow ranger

The only Power Ranger that changed from a woman in the normal scenes to a man in the fight scenes.

"Hey, how come the pink ranger's wearing a skirt in the fight scenes but the yellow ranger isn't?"

by Alex7 November 29, 2007