by fianexttdoor April 29, 2023
Get the ptsd mug.Person 1: Damn, I don’t know how I’m supposed to talk to them.
Person 2: make em be like “PTSD”
Person 1: you mean, please talk sexy dog?
Person 2: make em be like “PTSD”
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by YourLeftShoe January 27, 2021
Get the PTSD mug.Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
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No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
by GachiGazm December 2, 2020
Get the Yellow PTSD mug.“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”
“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022
Get the Shit PTSD mug.PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.
by Damsel69 December 18, 2023
Get the PTSD mug.Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.
Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
by sostupidmotherfucka October 1, 2023
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