Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.
Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
by sostupidmotherfucka October 1, 2023

(e.g. An Italian woman asserted, ''I believe that I have genetically inherited transgenerational PTSD from my ancient Roman ancestors: The historical recounts of them dying and suffering in Rome's worst tragedies has scarred me with symptoms of PTSD').
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 9, 2022

A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023

Person 1: Damn, I don’t know how I’m supposed to talk to them.
Person 2: make em be like “PTSD”
Person 1: you mean, please talk sexy dog?
Person 2: make em be like “PTSD”
Person 1: you mean, please talk sexy dog?
by YourLeftShoe January 27, 2021

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”
“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.
by Damsel69 December 18, 2023

Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
by DoneWithFakers August 23, 2022
