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Opposited-it

When you flip a multiplication problem

I opposited-it-Mr. Mathers 2020

by October_46 September 14, 2020

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“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21

Everything is opposite no matter what

Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)

Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)

by Dj J wit da beats May 29, 2018

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opposite hungry

Used when one needs to defecate, but feels uncomfortable saying so in polite company.

Small child: Mommy, I'm opposite hungry!
Mother: Okay, sweetie, let's go find a bathroom.

by formersquirrel January 29, 2018

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"r" opposites

Pairs of words that have a meaning which is "one-hundred-eighty degrees" different from each other when the letter "r" is added, such as "fiend" and "friend", "gem" and "germ", etc.

Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.

by QuacksO September 15, 2020

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