A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 02, 2022

get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.

by Mustardtiger86 December 25, 2023

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 05, 2022