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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022
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Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
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Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.
"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020
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Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
by Drypure September 21, 2024
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