National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023
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National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet
by Stretch47 November 04, 2020
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National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 06, 2024
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national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes
by Pixelated_binary97 April 05, 2024
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