National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real

person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"

by char_spring June 4, 2022

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022