Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

munchkin

a crazy person, devious and maybe someone who has said something to insult you, use it as an insult or funny remark to describe someone. (similar to stink/stinker)

"u a fucking munchkin lol"

by cousinofaleprechon March 5, 2023

Munchkin

Natalia's word.

"Nahhh, munchkin is my word"

by AnynoymousA October 23, 2019

Hanging munchkin

Noun.

An urban myth or legend that doesn't hold up to any scrutiny

That rumor we heard about Shakespeare being more than one author is just a hanging munchkin

by Mixtape February 9, 2018

Munchkin Month

On December the whole month is designated to munchkins where they get to decide everything.

What month is munchkin months

It’s december

by BenjaminHenderson December 6, 2023

Munchkin

When someone is giving violent head (No tongue, all teeth) whilst the recipient is taking a massive shit.

Eric: Yo dude! My girl decided to give me a munchkin while I was taking the largest shit. Now my dick is all chewed up lol.

by Voidkasu March 7, 2025