person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
by shadowcatxo November 17, 2021
A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.
Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.
by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018
It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.
Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.
by jimmy crack cornballs December 02, 2010
Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020
One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 18, 2022
A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
by Duckenheim April 06, 2020