Marijuana

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana

ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs

This marijuana smells like death but the lilac makes me want to keep smelling it.

by Lol chillen July 29, 2014

marijuana

Some shit that Snoop Dogg Smokes.

I went to the dollar store to buy a pack of Marijuana.

by 5Flo December 19, 2019

marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.

"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."

by pro90skills February 19, 2015

Marijuana

“The best thing ever”

I love to smoke marijuana

by Huduebstnehd July 12, 2020

Marijuana

no, flour.

MMMMMM *sniffs* MARIJUANA!!! no, flour.

by Not_Admiral March 28, 2022

Marijuana

A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks

by Cookierammer October 7, 2014

Marijuana

The marriage of Juana

Last week I had to go to a wedding, I had to see who was gonna marijuana.

by anonymous May 15, 2018