Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.

I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower

by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

Lawnmower

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmower

A Mexicans best friend and best way of making money

That Mexican make a lot of money out of that lawnmower

by Sackboy69 July 13, 2021

German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 06, 2020

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 03, 2023

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by October 13, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by February 25, 2023