Kelli

a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has dark hair, beautiful eyes and is tall. a kelli is funny and loves sushi. a kelli likes to talk about sex all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person. You would be lucky to have a kelli in your life. be good to one if you ever find one. you will regret it when you lose a kelli because there isnt any one else like her. kelli's are the kind of girl in it for the long run. they might be jealous at times, but its only cause they love you. kelli's are always the life of the party

Person 1: Hey. Look at that girl? Wow i wonder what her name is.
Person 2: Oh my god. I cant help myself from staring.
Person 3: Her name must be kelli.

Dan:I had a kelli in my life, but i was an idiot and let her go.
Steve: too bad man, they are one in a million.

by mynameiskelli October 21, 2009

kelleigh

Means "Warrior"
Irish Gaelic

Future companion to the Doctor

The Doctor and Kelleigh travel in the TARDIS

by a FlyingBlueBox January 21, 2014

kegloo

An idea that makes no sense as kegs would be cooler if left exposed to the wind. By surrounding them with snow, trapped air acts as an insulator thus limit the amount of heat lost from a keg. Whilst there will be some cooling of the liquid (beer) inside, you could have considerably cooler beer by not insulating it with snow.

Then again you cant blame em...rednecks are the sharpest crayons in the box

Q. Why do Eskimos live in snow igloos?..
A. They are called inuit...It traps air acting as a insulator thus keeping them warmer

Kegloo a rednecks brainchild; "Hey ma get on the dang roof top"

by Manuel Noriega June 30, 2006

Kelleh

the fly, funky, and fresh way to say the name kelly.
it's gangstarrr baby!

yo kelleh! what you sayin' this weekend girl?

by Kelleh Nguyen January 30, 2008

Kellan

A hot very muscular guy who has a big dick and is exceedingly nice to women.

-Yo did you see that guy have sex with her and make her coffee after?

- yeah that guy is such a Kellan

by obesepedobear October 13, 2011

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009