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Josiah

Josiah is an archi student from FEU, and honestly he's a good guy. He likes playing games, watching over his little brother, teasing his older sister. He eats spicy chicken in Jollibee, with extra rice. He's a Scorpio, and he hates the things I hate, loves the things that I love. For a moment I thought he was my Future, but I guess he slipped away.
My Josiah, Happy 22nd Birthday, Bubby.
by elimangooo November 24, 2021
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Josiah

A Josiah is a king, biblical speaking. He's very tall and handsome and he can sing and write songs and play piano and guitar and... well you get it. Trumpet life. Josiah's will surprise you. In bed. In a good way. Josiah's always keep their promises. If a bitch makes you lose a Josiah even for a little bit, the true love of Josiah will make you pay for the rest of your life. Everyone wants a Josiah on their team, and the most desperate people get more desperate than anything you could ever imagine. But Josiah's are disgusted by how pathetic they are. Josiah's wait for the real thing. Always. Allllll the ways. Josiah's can whoop ass, but they don't want to wind up in prison because they have a son and are ready to have more kids.
Damn! Josiah is fine as hell! But he's an angel under that red suit. Meow.
by Mamalike May 24, 2024
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by Canada Ginger June 27, 2021
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Josiah

Josiah's are the gayest of all boys. They love dick. They notoriously are horrendous fisherman. They have ice cold hearts and love big barrel body women. They love to play video-games all day and waste thousands of dollars on stocks. They think they have a bright future but are completely delusional. They usually end up homeless within 5 years after graduating high-school.
Oh look at the little gay fuck, he must be a Josiah.
by CornyCobber April 18, 2022
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Josiah

Josiah is funny and cute when he wants to be and very sexual when you get to know him but be careful because he’s very fake when you give him everything but at the end of the day he still wants you to stroke his dick
Is that josiah

Yea I gave him a hand job yesterday now he won’t talk to me
by Alana……lananaaa November 15, 2021
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Josiah

If you know someone who is unfortunate enough to be named Josiah, please send them to therapy. Josiah, is Jewish for “whale sperm
Josiah likes dick
by LovleyFlower000 February 9, 2022
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Josiah

Josiah gets hella pussy and milfs especially your mom gets plenty of fun and is the most mature one in the group and gets plenty of tits he will be the best of all there is out there has a horse cock and his favorite catchphrase is " get litty with a titty.
One guy " dude I can't get this girl no one can"

Josiah appears the girl goes strait to him
by Josiah & Mariah November 21, 2021
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