Jehovah

something that isn't real keep trying Christians
dumb fuck: praise jehovah!
me: kys retard
by Ohnocringeasl April 11, 2024
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW
by QeQ January 01, 2023
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Jehovah strike

Bro I just got Jehovah Striked by my EX
by Ajbroxt2005 November 22, 2023
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