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Ios

In the song "talk dirty to me " by jason derulo it says internatinal oral sex and many people use ios as an abriviation for this . Ex. " Wanna have ios?"
by K-itty March 15, 2021
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iOS

System that gets you jailed and make you spend money on it.

Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
iOS: Hey can I get that app
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .

iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
by sSiumTRIliat February 9, 2025
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iOS Heli

A real ass nigga bro what can I say?
In fact… the realest of them all

He’s dumb , ugly and bitchless, he’s the perfect companion because he won’t try to steal your crush, or act smart in front of the bitches, cuz he terrified of em.
He’s gay !
Slatt
iOS Heli??? Nigga tf typa name is that!?
by Heli… November 22, 2021
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.io

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020
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IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023
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Suroi io

an 2d battleroyale that fucking sucks compared to resurviv.io and surviv.io, nah i can't just double pumping the hella the players man, like i said bro, it's good but surviv.io is better, this is just a simply a surviv.io knockoff, and it's even worse than zombsroyale man.
Person 1: can we play suroi io?
Person 2 that has really perfered to surviv io: Stupid motherfucker, why the fuck i have to play that shitty ass game and it has alot of surviv io player in it, i know right bruh, BUT THE MECHANIC SUCKS BRUH LIKE HOLY CRAP IT'S CRAPPY AS HELL, I CAN'T DOUBLE PUMP AND THERE IS AIN'T NOOBS LIKE SURVIV IO, DUDE, AIN'T NO WAY AN OG SURVIVR GONNA PLAY THIS CRAPPY ASS GAME BRO, Holy shit im done with suroi.io man.

Person 2: Literally grabs an fucking real life sv-98
by CarlShock June 11, 2024
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TSG ios

TSG ios is the best team without a doubt. Use SAC TSG_ios. #tsgios to get noticed.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
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