The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 19, 2023

the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022

The Fuckening

The last hour of an EMS shift. Where you wait to see how your gonna get fucked over!

We're clear the ER and ready for "The Fuckening"...

by BurntOutEMT May 19, 2019

The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 05, 2022

THE FUCKENING

When you are in a good mood after finishing work, and you realise you have more left to complete.

Why is there more work!? Oh man it's THE FUCKENING.

by user923048234 May 30, 2024

The fuckening

When the City of Newark creates an ordinance that prevents UD students from having “unruly gatherings” of 4 or more people and restricts their ability to socialize

Are you going to the dage Saturday?

“No sorry, the fuckening is happening.”

by dage4lfe March 12, 2019

The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 05, 2023