Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Green Aura with flies

An annoying Term originating from TikTok made solely for the purpose of disagreeing with someone. Also used to describe fandoms that tend to be cringe simps that say out of pocket shit all the time.

Random netizen : I love Taylor swift!
You : Green aura with flies

Random netizen : I watch my hero academia!
You : Green aura with flies

by EIKOOP_YM33P August 18, 2024

garfbeu Flied

“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.

I love garfbeu Flied. He is quite lovely.

by Grayson #3 August 24, 2022

hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016