booty doobie

placing a joint or blunt between a girls butt cheeks and smoking it.

girl get you nothin' on and we can smoke some booty doobies

by heybitchyoutalkalotofshit August 11, 2011

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Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

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The fairly self-explanatory expression used to describe the events of an evening, usually spent either with friends or with a girl you like. It's just like doing "dinner and a movie" ...except way better. Also can be sung as a parody of the Phish song "Dinner and a Movie", like so: "Let's go out to dinner and SMOKE A DOOBIE!"

Stefan: Do you have plans for tonight?
Carolyn: Yeah.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Carolyn: Dinner and a doobie, with you.
Stefan: word.

by FreshmanHippieGirl October 27, 2007

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doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008

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