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last dance

when the accomplished member of a sports team comes back to their old team (or members come back together) to have one last season before retiring
1) The Bulls had one last dance with MJ
2) The Brazilian esports legends will have their last dance with Imperial
by floatline December 24, 2022
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missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
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san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
by drizzamed June 23, 2016
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Darcey

a hella legitimate female whose name is made by taking the end of the word "dar" (suffix of radar), and the sound "C". a very intuitive young lady, often mistaken for being shy, or introverted because she's always laughing at you in her head. or laughing at her own thoughts about your interactions or the general reality that is. Darcey always has wonderful insight, and usually can make you laugh if you're willing to spend a little time with her. Once she warms up, you'll want her around forever. Often people state that other people look like Darcey, but aren't actually as cool. Darcey can relate to nearly anyone anywhere, she sort of like the glue that binds things together, especially during tough times. Most people are suprised by her once they get to know her, because she's always got something to bring to the table, like the icing on the cake. Anyone can talk to Darcey and be understood, but that doesnt mean Darcey walks around talking to everyone. She's usually either one step ahead, or two steps too late, and happy either way.
man, i wish my girlfriend was legit like Darcey.
by ised December 3, 2010
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Dance

Dance is an artistic sport that combines music and movement to tell a story or show an emotion. The music give the power to connect the movement to something withing the dancer.

Dance is not something that "99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do". Dance can be done by everybody, regardless of gender or sexual preference. It is as demanding as football is, and the injuries are about the same.
by LeonWolftail July 17, 2012
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dance card

the expression "dance card" is often used metaphorically, as when someone says "pencil me into your dance card," meaning "find some time to spend with me."

Among the polyamorous, a person's "dance card" is their set of romantic/sexual partners. "How full is his dance card?" means "Is he open to more relationships?"
How full is his dance card?

Pencil me into your dance card.
by AK Rowdy March 20, 2008
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Rain Dance

The act of female cumming, or squirting
Jake- Dude she did the rain dance for me.

Jeff- Dude that's sweet!
by Jdude1234 February 6, 2014
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