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goon cruising 

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens
Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.
goon cruising by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"
critter cruising by Purplax May 9, 2024

piss cruising 

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night
piss cruising by hoomuzu March 22, 2025