coop

literally nothing

friend: hey what are you doing
you: coop.

by [e-mail] March 2, 2021

Price's chicken coop

If a beloved restaurant or diner 80 or over 100 years old can be saved, a restaurant 60 years old doesn't have to get torn down either. In reality, the owners don't want to sell their business, they are forced to by the maneuvering of people looking to benefit from the coronavirus restrictions and the resulting downward spiral of the people trying to meet unrealistic expectations (the same kinds of people that benefit from the restrictions made the restrictions, mandates, laws, and rules to dictate people's fates to them and replace these beloved businesses with something closer to their own image).

Price's Chicken Coop didn't have a realistic chance to make it through the coronavirus, neither do many other longtime businesses, restaurants, bars, and retailers. It's the small businesses, the mom and pop businesses and their customers that feel the pinch when the people behind making the rules, laws, mandates, and restrictions try to squeeze all the life out of them, it isn't the new startup online business run by some outsider looking for people's support in their new market that is going to take a loss. It's the new guard trying to force out the old, and walk all over what's left of the old. Out with the old, in with the new is their motto, and if people don't wake up and fight, if they keep doing what they are told, they will no longer have homes or businesses to guard/protect.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

Coop

The most awesomest guy you’ve ever met in the world. They guy you want to hang with 24/7! The person who likes to eat all the pizza and soda and then buys another pizza and $100000 sportcar.

“Dang, Coop is so awesome, he got me another Pizza.”

by VetroiMan May 17, 2018

Mama Coop

A woman who is fearless, powerful, and motherly. She is not afraid to protect her girls or her hatchlings.

Wow… That woman is so Mama Coop.

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Chicken Cooping

When you fuck someone in a chicken coop.

I’m chicken cooping ur mom.
I’m going to chicken coop your sister.

by Chicken Cooper March 20, 2022

Coop

A decrepit old cuck plumber who spent his whole marriage glazing young girls and now has to watch his wife get railed by a cornucopia of colossal cocks

Jim was being a total coop after his wife got tired of his bullshit.

by anonymous August 1, 2025