cheeseburger motherfucker

a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult

*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"

by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012

Cheeseburger Backshots

When you eat a cheeseburger at the same time you're extravagantly stroking and pummeling her insides

Yo bro did you hear about troy? he gave his ex some crazy cheeseburger backshots at bart...

nah bro I heard he was all up in them guts.

by ;// August 5, 2023

Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.

"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."

by js1190 July 17, 2009

Cheeseburger partner

People who live in the same neighborhood and fuck each other because it's convenient.

lisa: Hey Ashley is John your friend with benefits?
Ashley: no, we are just cheeseburger partners.

by kingluke August 10, 2014