coffeehouse cheeseburger

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up

dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

by dickdickpoopoo November 3, 2022

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

cheeseburger motherfucker

a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult

*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"

by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017

African cheeseburger

Two people touching anuses and farting into eachothers bowels

"Did you see John and Julie?? They were doing an African Cheeseburger!"

by Mr. Anal muncher October 1, 2021

Triple Cheeseburger

The best upcoming rapper in Coventry

Random: “YOOOO Triple cheeseburger is going OFF”
Other Random: “Yeah, he’s so good and I bed his cock’s massive”

by Triple Cheeseburger June 9, 2023