carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011

Carp

to break an electrical product after the warranty has expired

oh no my telly has backed in what a carp

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

carp syndrome

the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.

"Steve's developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little Rose."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Carpe Diem

Basically the classy version of YOLO.

Mark: I don't really want to go...

Aaron: C'mon man, carpe diem!

by Mightyguy6969 December 6, 2013

carpe articulum

Latin for Seize The Moment

When the opportunity came up he ran with it crying out "Carpe Articulum!"

by LMorris January 26, 2009

carpe diem

1 ) Latin phrase ('seize the day'), most commonly found as a tattoo on the arms or chests of men who, surprisingly, are least likely to take advantage of daylight hours. Rather, its proponents generally devote the majority of their time to disregarding the consequences of their night-time behaviour, and lifting up heavy objects in gymnasiums devoid of natural light.

Whether the choice of this phrase as a tattoo is an example of ironic self-awareness is unknown.

2) coll. Name given to one who has such a tattoo.

1) " Hey bro, got me this wicked new carpe diem tatt on my wrist!"

"Sweet as dude, does it represent your passion for climbing basalt monoliths in the desert?"

"Nah man, was off my face in Bali!"

2) "Whoa, Susan, check out that smokin' hot Carpe Diem over there!"

" Wowee, Beth! Bet he seizes days regularly!"

by hardcore protein store February 19, 2014

Land Carp

Any human female.

Let's find some fresh land carp tonight!

by Billy Burnout June 27, 2010