hold the press

Wait a second, wait a minute, stop. To ask someone to stop talking so they can process it before continuing the conversation.
Lina: So I saw him putting on my lip balm and....

Grace: what?!! Hold the press!! He uses your lip balm???!!

Lina: yesh.. Turns out his lips was chapped!!

Grace: oh okay... I thought..
by Talkanything February 20, 2014
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Panini Pressed

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.
I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.
by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011
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French Pressing

(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')

French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.

2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.

3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
by DoctorChops February 8, 2010
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Bench Press

Richard: Bro I just bench pressed Monisha!
Me: Bro she's huge!
Richard: I kno that's why I hit the gym
by Southern Mexican September 16, 2012
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press ham

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.
by brandon hall December 28, 2005
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Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.
Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?
by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005
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press check

The act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a penis. This act is to help discover if a "woman" is truely a tranny or not.
The term press check was lifted from the firearm community when dealing with firearms. In this form, the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber. Similar to the the other definition -- Checking to see if the "girl" is loaded.
"What!?! You got blown by a tranny in Thailand? You didn't do a press check before you dropped trow? I call bullshit, faggot!"
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