Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle

Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet

by Q tron15 August 26, 2021

Hidden Gem Destinations for Budget Travelers

Conclusion: Your Ticket to Affordable Adventures
In conclusion, there are various ways to secure cheap flight tickets to the USA. By being strategic with your booking, taking advantage of discounts and promotions, and exploring budget-friendly airlines, you can embark on your American adventure without draining your wallet.
5 Unique FAQs
1. Can I really save money by booking well in advance?
Yes, booking your flight several months ahead often results in lower prices.
2. What's the best time to find last-minute flight deals?
Last-minute deals are usually available a few weeks before the travel date, but it varies by airline and route.
3. How can I find hidden gem destinations in the USA?
Research lesser-known cities and explore travel blogs and forums for suggestions.
4. Are budget airlines safe to fly with?
Budget airlines adhere to the same safety standards as major carriers, but it's important to research their reputation and reviews.
5. What's the most important tip for booking cheap flights?
Flexibility is key. Be open to adjusting your travel dates and airports for the best deals.

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Hidden Gem Destinations for Budget Travelers
Instead of opting for the most popular tourist destinations, consider exploring less-visited cities in the USA. You'll often find cheaper flights to these hidden gems.
Tips for Booking Affordable Round-trip Tickets

by skywizard October 12, 2023

Budget

Someone you wish to budge off the road due to their driving inadequacies.

"Move out of my way budget!"
"Wow, this budget just cut me off. Typical."

by Christmas Tree Cake November 4, 2023

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021