Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

Blue collar baptism

A drink made of 8oz of guiness, 8oz of colt 45 and 1oz of rebel yell 100 proff whiskey

Hey bartender lemme get a blue collar baptism. Been a long week.

by Tbm1031 March 10, 2026