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ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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ark

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?
by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
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Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
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D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo
“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
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Ark from discord

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS BLACK GAY AND A FURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!
im talking to Ark from discord and im gonna vomit i think
by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022
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Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.
"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"
by Cactissy April 29, 2025
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