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bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long
Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him
by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021
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bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
by Blazer351 September 26, 2018
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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
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Bald Eagle

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.
Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....
by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010
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