alligator elbows

When someone's elbows become so dry they become rough and scaly. Some common causes are eczema or psoriasis.

Person 1: OW! Your elbow just scratched me! Do you have sandpaper on it or what?
Person 2:Why would I wear sandpaper on my elbows?
Person 3: I can answer this question. You have alligator elbows.

by gogogogogogogogo February 21, 2011

alligator death roll

When your fuckin a girl in the anus and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways crushing your skull on the ground

How did Jim die? She did the alligator death roll.

by Margret Jones September 10, 2005

alligator eyes

A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.

I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!

by E in Tahoe February 7, 2007

alligatoring

A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.

That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.

by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007

alligator mouth

Someone who talks a lot of trash and can't back it up

Don't let your alligator mouth get your Canary ass in trouble

by Metripod67 December 4, 2017

Alligator Fuckhouse

A crack house where you fuck alligators

I like alligator fuckhouses

by Justvibinggg268 January 9, 2020

Alligator Butt Fuck

When sitting on the toliet and the lights go out you have a fear of a alligator swimming through the sewer system into your toliet and shoving its nose into your ass and doing a death spin. Killing you very very slowly as your blood drains out of the massive hole in your ass that the alligator just made.

while taking a shit before football practice someone turned the lights out on joe and before he can yell to turn the lights on his ass hole is killed by the alligator butt fuck

by mcjagger22 November 30, 2010