political accident

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.

There is no such thing as a political accident.

by Frosty DST March 26, 2019

Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022

By accident on purpose

When you did not plan on doing something but it happened anyways

So last weekend I spent all my money by accident on purpose because my best friend took me shopping

by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022

accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!

my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!

by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

happy little accident

1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.

1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.

person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex

father: you're an orphan we don't want you.

you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.

by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022

Accidance

Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.

"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."

by Dooodshhhh November 10, 2011