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Candice

A 2019 joke used to be annoying to girls of the same age.
Guy: “hey girl you know Candice.”
Girl:”Who?”
Guy:“CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!”
by Candice183781 November 29, 2019
mugGet the Candicemug.

comeback to candice

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small
by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022
mugGet the comeback to candicemug.

candice deez nuts

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
by fuckuou November 14, 2022
mugGet the candice deez nutsmug.

Candice LeRae

"Candice LeRae finally won a title?"

"Yeah"

"Can't believe it took 4 years to happen."
by qos_shinykiwi May 22, 2021
mugGet the Candice LeRaemug.

Candice

Candice is a very nice person but sadly she only opens her mouth fo long stuff not to speak she will ask u one very important question behold this

Question: CANDICE NUTS FIT IN MY MOUTH
Person 1 :let me introduce you to my friend

Person 2 : why isn't she talking 🤨

Candice :candice nuts fit in my mouth
by Ur dad the milk chugger July 27, 2023
mugGet the Candicemug.

Candice

A racial slur towards Girl Scouts

Originally adopted by Cookiequeen
Cookiequeen sold 300 cookies, she’s such a Candice I bet I could sell more.
by Cookiequeenallison January 6, 2022
mugGet the Candicemug.

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
mugGet the Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligmamug.

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