Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

coffeehouse cheeseburger

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up

dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

by dickdickpoopoo November 3, 2022

cheeseburger motherfucker

a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult

*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"

by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

Cheeseburger partner

People who live in the same neighborhood and fuck each other because it's convenient.

lisa: Hey Ashley is John your friend with benefits?
Ashley: no, we are just cheeseburger partners.

by kingluke August 10, 2014