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Wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a very hot music man he also plays minecraft with philza minecraft and tommyinnit and when he smiles you turn gay because yes
hey you know that guy wilbur soot?
yeah hes hot
by soupsniffer_jamimi December 7, 2022
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Wilbur

An amazing guy if you don’t love him then you’re crazy and if you do love him you’re quite poggers wilbur is a handsome lad who will always make your day weather you hear is name or hear him singing it’ll always make you smile if you have a Wilbur in your life keep him!
Wilbur is my husband

You are quite poggers
by Phoenix Marriot October 7, 2021
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Wilbur Soot

"Oh look! Wilbur Soot is having a stream right now!"
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Wilburing

To skip all of the story in any video game
Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through
by SwigittySwoogity June 19, 2016
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Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .
I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.
by Jlohm October 1, 2018
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Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.
by saucegodguap June 5, 2018
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Wilburize

To kill the last individual of a type of organism and put it in a museum.
Only one seen, I did not wilburize it.
by Botanyguy September 25, 2020
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