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The Tyler Treatment

when a large group of crazy middle schoolers band together and beat the shit out of a freshman that claims to be a black belt in 3 disaplanes (tyler is a fag and spells dicipline wrong) and has supposedly taken seniors with knifes (the plastic kind you buy at the 99 cent store) and has scars (from losing to them and magically finding his way to the hospital) to prove it.
We gave him the "Tyler Treatment" the stupid faggot haha got what he deserved
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The Jeff treatment

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.
I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.
by odell October 29, 2004
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Special treatment

When girlfriend wants to reward you with a bj performed in a special way .
Did she give you a special treatment? Yep man she s been amazing
by n.c10 April 22, 2018
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The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.
I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.
by KingPC November 11, 2016
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King's Treatment

the best version of the blumpkin: while you're on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a blow job while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)
guy 1: dude, i just got a king's treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you'll never get.
by iwan the mexican December 24, 2009
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Simba treatment

The sexual act of smearing a females period blood on her forehead during sex and yelling SIMBA while doing it then slapping her ass so hard he couldn’t sit for a week
Bro I just gave my tinder date from last night the simba treatment
by Foot your foot 2346173 March 30, 2021
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