The Opposite of ghosting. The act of manoeuvring your way back into your ex’s /ex friends life by linking up with a member of their inner circle.
Ex’s best friend: “Oh I’ve been hanging out with Sarah, I invited her to my party”
EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”
Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”
Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
by Thisisreallydifferent September 3, 2021
Get the Hauntingmug. dh slang basically meaning i just killed you and you are now never going to kill me back and i want you to think about it forever
by lol22ezkid February 13, 2024
Get the let it hauntmug. A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon
The Haunting Of The Honda
One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
Get the The haunting of the Hondamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted Housemug. My hue lights were hack-haunted by google when I was talking to the daughter of one of their employees.
by Professor LoveHandles February 10, 2020
Get the Hack-Hauntmug. by REV G March 26, 2023
Get the Sarah's Haunted Housemug.