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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Black hole drink

A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)
"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted

"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme
by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017
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black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
by Gfggr June 29, 2016
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Black Hole

Infinite mass, like ur mom LOLOLOLOLOLO or a somebody's asshole (yummy)
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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black-holing

Where you start to get depressed and your emotions are trapped never being able to escape. you become anti-social, give simple answers and don't respond often. You might even have bipolar disease.
That guy is definitely black-holing. He doesn't show emotion and barely speaks
by :Empty( February 26, 2017
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