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spare his blushes

"he will remain nameless to spare his blushes"
by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024
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The Spare

The middle or youngest male of every family, Always overlooked by the family due to their attention being put to the "Air to the family name"
James Bradley is the spare of the family, Johnny's the air
by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017
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Spare back

The displayed flesh of a morbidly obese person wearing revealing clothing that the rest of the public does not want to see
"Man ain't nobody wanna see all that extra spare back!"
by philthered October 5, 2025
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sparing

being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",

"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
by Zappelli May 5, 2020
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spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 4, 2009
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Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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spare bulk products

The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.
"Oh we're out of toilet paper? Just check the spare bulk products closet in the bathroom."
by KDAVE. September 20, 2009
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